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RichardL
#1 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 7:36:07 PM Quote
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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.







A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.





The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"


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Then with all the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the poor car in the garage this time."








Kathleen_C
#2 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 9:31:04 PM Quote
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dorat
#3 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 10:03:40 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL

That made me laugh!
prioryc
#4 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 10:25:23 PM Quote
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#5 Posted : Saturday, January 16, 2010 1:12:01 PM Quote
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#6 Posted : Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:21:40 PM Quote
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#7 Posted : Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:26:08 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL BigGrin
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#8 Posted : Monday, January 18, 2010 7:48:11 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL
Calmwater22
#9 Posted : Monday, January 18, 2010 9:04:56 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL LOL good one
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#10 Posted : Monday, January 18, 2010 9:05:35 PM Quote
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Very goodLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL love Kimxx
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#11 Posted : Tuesday, January 19, 2010 10:06:11 PM Quote
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Like it LOL ThumpUp LOL
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#12 Posted : Tuesday, January 19, 2010 10:17:27 PM Quote
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#13 Posted : Wednesday, January 20, 2010 9:40:17 PM Quote
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that was very good LOL ThumpUp BigGrin BigGrin
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